What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?